One Hour Of Love Has A Whole

When There Is An Old Maid In The House, A Watchdog Is Unnecessary.

For Certain People, Misfortune Is A Beacon That Lights Up The Dark And Baser Sides Of Social Life.

Now Literary Success Can Only Be Won In Solitude By Persevering Labor.

Holding This Book In Your Hand, Sinking Back In Your Soft Armchair, You Will Say To Yourself: Perhaps It Will Amuse Me. And After You Have Read This Story Of Great Misfortunes, You Will No Doubt Dine Well, Blaming The Author For Your Own Insensitivity, Accusing Him Of Wild Exaggeration And Flights Of Fancy. But Rest Assured: This Tragedy Is Not A Fiction. All Is True.

Pure Herring Oil Is The Port Wine Of English Cats