One Great, Strong, Unselfish Soul In Every

Theology Is An Attempt To Explain A Subject By Men Who Do Not Understand It. The Intent Is Not To Tell The Truth But To Satisfy The Questioner.

Christianity Supplies A Hell For The People Who Disagree With You And A Heaven For Your Friends.

I Have No Perfect Panacea For Human Ills. And Even If I Had I Would Not Attempt To Present A System Of Philosophy Between The Soup And Fish.

Grammar Is The Grave Of Letters.

A Man Is Not Paid For Having A Head And Hands, But For Using Them.