One Gets On Better In Life If

I Also Have A Brand-new Prescription For Gunfire Jitters: When The Shooting Gets Loud, Proceed To The Nearest Wooden Staircase. Run Up And Down A Few Times, Making Sure To Stumble At Least Once. What With The Scratches And The Noise Of Running And Falling, You Won't Even Be Able To Hear The Shooting, Much Less Worry About It. Yours Truly Has Put This Magic Formula To Use, With Great Success!

Then, Without Realizing It, You Try To Improve Yourself At The Start Of Each New Day; Of Course, You Achieve Quite A Lot In The Course Of Time. Anyone Can Do This, It Costs Nothing And Is Certainly Very Helpful. Whoever Doesn't Know It Must Learn And Find By Experience That A Quiet Conscience Makes One Strong.

Sympathy, Love, Fortune... We All Have These Qualities But Still Tend To Not Use Them!

I Can Shake Off Everything As I Write; My Sorrows Disappear, My Courage Is Reborn.

Everyone Thinks I'm Showing Off When I Talk, Ridiculous When I'm Silent, Insolent When I Answer, Cunning When I Have A Good Idea, Lazy When I'm Tired, Selfish When I Eat One Bite More Than I Should.