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One's Real Worth Is Never A Quantifiable Thing.

Crime In The City Streets Is More Than A Political Issue. It's A Too Rampant Fact.... In Indianapolis They Have Come Up With A Most Sensible, Affordable Approach To The Problem. Policemen Are Assigned Their Police Patrol Cars For Personal Use After Hours. They Are Encouraged To Use The Police Car While Taking The Family Shopping, To The Movies, And Everywhere One Takes One's Family. As A Result, Says The Police Chief's Assistant, We May Have As Many As 400 Cars On The Street Instead Of 100 Or So Per Shift. [and] The Presence Of The Police Car Obviously Indicates The Proximity Of Policemen.

Experts Kill Me. Economic Experts, That Is. Corporations, Foundations, Publications And Governments Pay Them By The Bucketful, And They Fill Buckets With Forecasts That Change More Frequently Than White-collar, Workers Do Shirts. What Lies Ahead Is The Usual Title. What Lies Would Often Be More Appropriate. If Women's Hemlines Changed As Rapidly As An Economist's Forecasts, The Fashion People And The Textile Industry Would Be More Profitable Than Any Other. In Fact, If All The Country's Economists Were Laid End To End, They Still Wouldn't Reach A Conclusion.

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When The Joy Of The Job's Gone, When It's No Fun Trying Anymore, Quit Before You're Fired.