Once You're A Felon You're A Target.

If I Don't Get Paid I'm Going To Take A Whole Lot Of Marshall Amps Home With Me On The Plane.

It's Like Love Making, The Foreplay Is The Biggest Part, The Same Thing As Comedy. If You Can Frame Your Show In Such A Way That The Funny Jokes Become Funnier.

There Is An Intelligence Factor That Works With The Spoken Word. With Words, You Have To Understand Meaning And Nuances And Things Like That. You Have To Be Able To Relate...but With Music It's Just Music.

The Funny Thing Is, Dennis Miller Got Me Back Into Comedy.

Religion Is Run By Thought Police. 'obey. Listen. This Is What You Do. Don't Ask Questions. Go Die For Your Country.' The Spirituality Says, 'okay, You Can Die For Your Country, But Know What You're Doing While You're Doing It.'