Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine.

I've Always Suffered From A Complete Inability To Sense Who's Important.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

I Went Into The Gas Station, Said, Fill 'er Up, Harry. The Guy Said, Regular? I Said, No, Put On A Gorrila Suit And Dance Like A Fairy.

Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.