On Victory, You Deserve Beer. On Defeat,

Two Armies Are Two Bodies Which Meet And Try To Frighten Each Other.

It Is An Ambassador's Duty To Stand Up For His Nation's Foreign Policy In Any Era And Under Any Government Whatsoever. Ambassadors Are, In The Full Meaning Of The Term, Titled Spies.

Leave The Artillerymen Alone, They Are An Obstinate Lot.

The Great Art Of Governing Consists In Not Letting Men Grow Old In Their Jobs.

Four Hostile Newspapers Are More To Be Feared Than A Thousand Bayonets.