On Tuesday, When It Hails And Snows,

If You Want To Make A Song More Hummy, Add A Few Tiddely Poms.

I Suppose That By This Time They Had Finished Their Dressing. Roger Scurvilegs Tells Us Nothing On Such Important Matters; No Doubt From Modesty. "next Morning They Rose," He Says, And Disappoints Us Of A Picture Of Udo Brushing His Hair.

Tell The Innocent Visitor From Another World That Two People Were Killed At Serajevo, And That The Best That Europe Could Do About It Was To Kill Eleven Million More.

No Doubt Jack The Ripper Excused Himself On The Grounds That It Was Human Nature.

A Quotation Is A Handy Thing To Have About, Saving One The Trouble Of Thinking For Oneself, Always A Laborious Business.