On The Road To Mandalay, Where The

I've Just Read That I Am Dead. Don't Forget To Delete Me From Your List Of Subscribers.

The Three In One, The One In Three? Not So! To My Own Gods I Go. It May Be They Shall Give Me Greater Ease Than Your Cold Christ And Tangled Trinities.

Literature Is A Splendid Mistress, But A Bad Wife.

For The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male. A Woman's Guess Is Much More Accurate Than A Man's Certainty. Take My Word For It, The Silliest Woman Can Manage A Clever Man; But It Takes A Very Clever Woman To Manage A Fool. I Never Made A Mistake In My Life; At Least, Never One That I Couldn't Explain Away Afterwards

There Aren't Twelve-hundred People In The World Who Understand Pictures. The Others Pretend And Don't Care.