On The Disc The Gods Dealt Severely

I Would Like Permission To Fetch A Note From My Mother, Sir' Ridcully Sighed. 'rincewind, You Once Informed Me, To My Everlasting Puzzlement, That You Never Knew Your Mother Because She Ran Away Before You Were Born. Distinctly Remember Writing It Down In My Diary. Would You Like Another Try?' 'permission To Go And Find My Mother?'

Aliens Don't Get Stuck In Air Ducts. It's Practically A Well-known Fact.

If You Were Going To Be Successful In The World Of Crime, You Needed A Reputation For Honesty.

My Experience In Amsterdam Is That Cyclists Ride Where The Hell They Like And Aim In A State Of Rage At All Pedestrians While Ringing Their Bell Loudly, The Concept Of Avoiding People Being Foreign To Them.

Bishops Move Diagonally. That's Why They Often Turn Up Where The Kings Don't Expect Them To Be.