On The Disc The Gods Dealt Severely

It's Amazing How Fast Gold Works.

I've Never Really Liked The Yanks. ... You Can't Trust People Who Pick Up The Ball All The Time When They Play Football.

He Was Certain He Was Anorectic, Because Every Time He Looked In A Mirror He Saw A Fat Man. It Was The Archchancellor, Standing Behind Him And Shouting At Him.

Are You A Philosopher? Where's Your Sponge?

And Sin, Young Man, Is When You Treat People Like Things.