On A Scale Of One To Ten,

My Mother Was Born In San Juan. So I'm Puerto Rican, Jewish, Colored And Married To A White Woman. When I Move Into A Neighborhood, People Start Running Four Ways At The Same Time.

After I Decided To Become A Jew, Only Then Did I Learn That The Jews Don't Have All The Money. When I Found Out Rockefeller And Ford Were Goyim, I Almost Resigned.

Being A Star Has Made It Possible For Me To Get Insulted In Places Where The Average Negro Could Never Hope To Get Insulted.

You Can Be In This Business 50 Years And Still Not Know Anything About It.

Being In Public With May And The Children Was Too Heavy. I Was Irreversibly Tuned In To Everyone Around Us.