On A Plane You Can Pick Up

I've Had My Best Times When Trailing A Mainbocher Evening Gown Across A Sawdust Floor. I've Always Loved High Style In Low Company.

Men Are Weak And Constantly Need Reassurance, So Now That They Fail To Find Adulation In The Opposite Sex, They're Turning To Each Other. Less And Less Do Men Need Women. More And More Do Gentlemen Prefer Gentlemen.

It's True That The French Have A Certain Obsession With Sex, But It's A Particularly Adult Obsession. France Is The Thriftiest Of All Nations; To A Frenchman Sex Provides The Most Economical Way To Have Fun. The French Are A Logical Race.

A Girl With Brains Ought To Do Something With Them Besides Think.

And What, For Instance, Would Have Happened Had Romeo And Juliet Lived To Middle Age, Their Silhouettes Broadened By Pasta?