Old Age Is Second Childhood.

Women, You Overheated Dipsomaniacs, Never Passing Up A Chance To Wangle A Drink, A Great Boon To Bartenders But A Bane To Us--not To Mention Our Crockery And Our Woolens!

An Actor Should Refine Public Taste.

A Demagogue Must Be Neither An Educated Nor An Honest Man; He Has To Be An Ignoramus And A Rogue.

Do You Dare To Accuse Wine Of Clouding The Reason? Quote Me More Marvelous Effects Than Those Of Wine. Look! When A Man Drinks, He Is Rich, Everything He Touches Succeeds, He Gains Lawsuits, Is Happy And Helps His Friends. Come, Bring Hither Quick A Flagon Of Wine, That I May Soak My Brain And Get An Ingenious Idea.

Evil Events From Evil Causes Spring.