Oh, What A Wicked World It Is

He Had Long Ago Learned That Society Imposes Insults That Must Be Borne, Comforted By The Knowledge That In This World There Comes A Time When The Most Humble Of Men, If He Keeps His Eyes Open, Can Take His Revenge On The Most Powerful.

Why Should I Be Afraid Now? Strange Men Have Come To Kill Me Ever Since I Was Twelve Years Old.

Gambling Is Not As Destructive As War Or As Boring As Pornography. It Is Not As Immoral As Business Or As Suicidal As Watching Television. And The Percentages Are Better Than Religion.

It Can Be Argued That Man's Instinct To Gamble Is The Only Reason He Is Still Not A Monkey Up In The Trees.

Love Is Like The Little Red Toy Wagon You Get For Your Christmas Or Your Sixth Birthday. It Makes You Deliriously Happy And You Just Can't Leave It Alone. But Sooner Or Later The Wheels Come Off. Then You Leave It In A Corner And Forget It. Falling In Love Is Great. Being In Love Is A Disaster