Oh, Well, My First Love Is Comedy

My Kids Are So Much Better Parent Than I Was.

You're Going To Die. That's Going To Happen. What Matters Is What You Do With Your Time Before You Get Flushed Out.

You Need Someone To Love, And Something To Do That You Enjoy, And Something To Hope For, And That's Enough For Me.

The Most Important Thing For Old Guys Is Never Start Going Down The Stairs Sideways.

Everybody Knows That I'm Shorter, But It Doesn't Bother Me At All.