Oh, This Shouldn't Be Allowed. There Should

Ok. Don't Panic. Don't Panic. It's Only A Visa Bill. It's A Piece Of Paper; A Few Numbers. I Mean, Just How Scary Can A Few Numbers Be?

Why On Earth Declutter When You Can Just Shrinkwrap?

It Was In The Forest. No One Saw It Or Heard It. So Did It Actually Happen?

It’s The Way He Had A Cup Of Tea Waiting For Me When I Woke Up. It’s The Way He Turned On His Laptop Especially For Me To Look Up All My Internet Horoscopes And Helped Me Choose The Best One. He Knows All The Crappy, Embarrassing Bits About Me That I Normally Try To Hide From Any Man For As Long As Possible… And He Loves Me Anyway.

The Thing About Lying To Your Parents Is, You Have To Do It To Protect Them. It’s For Their Own Good.