Oh Teacher, I Need You Like A

Drunk All The Time, Feeling Fine On Elderberry Wine.

On A Street Of Right And Wrong In Every Inch Of Sadness, Rocks And Tanks Go Hand In Hand With Madness.

My Mother Encouraged Me And Was Very Great About Me Being Gay, But She Always Encouraged Me To Follow My Musical Dreams, Which I'm Very Grateful For.

The French Are Useless. They Can't Organize A Piss-up In A Brewery.

I'm Not Everybody's Cup Of Tea. But Sometimes Criticism Can Be Hurtful. Be Respectful I'm A Good Piano Player, I Can Sing Well, I Write Good Songs. If You Don't Like It, Fair Enough. But Give Me A Break.