Oh Satan You're A Wily One.

It Turns Out That Speeding Irresponsibly In A Large Truck, Placing Personal Wealth Ahead Of The Welfare Of Others, Is One Of The Greatest Sins In The Universe.

Great, As Long As You're Happy

Fat Is Where Comedy Is Stored.

....maybe Fear Is God's Way Of Saying, "pay Attention, This Could Be Fun.

The Worst Gift I Was Given Is When I Got Out Of Rehab That Christmas; A Bottle Of Wine. It Was Delicious.