Oh No, I Might Catch Some Ghastly

If We Could Just Stop The Tourism, We Could Stop The Congestion.

If A Cricketer Suddenly Decided To Go Into A School And Batter A Lot Of People To Death With A Cricket Bat, Are You Going To Ban Cricket Bats?

In The Days When The Nation Depended On Agriculture For Its Wealth It Made The Lord Chancellor Sit On A Woolsack To Remind Him Where The Wealth Came From. I Would Like To Suggest We Remove That Now And Make Him Sit On A Crate Of Machine Tools.

Ah, You're The One Who Wrote The Letter. So You Can Write Then.

They're A Damn Nuisance - I've Got One In My Bathroom And Every Time I Run My Bath The Steam Sets It Off.