Oh, My Tattered Rags Are Caught On

The Wordy Tale, Once Told, Were Hard To Tell Again.

We're Goin Bowling. If We Don't Come Back, Avenge Our Deaths.

You Never Know When An Old Calendar Might Come In Handy! Sure, It's Not 1985 Right Now, But Who Knows What Tomorrow Will Bring?

Youth Is Quick In Feeling But Weak In Judgement.

It Is Not Unseemly For A Man To Die Fighting In Defense Of His Country.