Oh Man, Man. How Despicable In Slavery,

It Is Not Enough To Give Orders They Must Be Obeyed.

I Closed The Gulf Of Anarchy And Brought Order Out Of Chaos. I Rewarded Merit Regardless Of Birth Or Wealth, Wherever I Found It. I Abolished Feudalism And Restored Equality To All Regardless Of Religion And Before The Law. I Fought The Decrepit Monarchies Of The Old Regime Because The Alternative Was The Destruction Of All This. I Purified The Revolution.

Religion Is, In Fact, The Dominion Of The Soul; It Is The Hope, The Anchor Of Safety, The Deliverance From Evil. What A Service Has Christianity Rendered To Humanity!

From Triumph To Downfall Is But A Step. I Have Seen A Trifle Decide The Most Important Issues In The Gravest Affairs.

Remember That A Man, A True Man, Never Hates. His Rages And His Bad Moods Never Last Beyond The Present Moment-like Electric Shocks.