Oh Love Me, Love Me, Love Me,

My Inventory Of People Who Can Save Me Is Down To Just Me.

Hey, Even The Mona Lisa Is Falling Apart.

When A Regular Person Gets Sick, They Take An Aspirin. When A Writer Gets Sick, They Take Notes.

I Have A Lot Of Money.

My First Time I Jacked Off, I Thought I'd Invented It. I Looked Down At My Sloppy Handful Of Junk And Thought, This Is Going To Make Me Rich.