Oh It's True, It's Damn True.

I Feel Like A Real Cowboy! Yippi Ki Yay!

I Teased Randy Orton Because He Started Using My Finish, The Angle Slam. I Said, 'hey, I Don't Mind You Using It, But At Least Give It A Name.' When He Hits It, The Announcers Just Say, 'well, He Just Hit That... Thing.'

Children Love Me, Dammit!

Believe It Or Not, I Kind Of Went Into Professional Wrestling So I Could Get An Avenue Into Acting.

I Have A Little Nursery Rhyme For All You Children Out There, Something Even The Godfather Can Understand. 'you Can Prance And You Can Dance, But When It Comes To Relations, Keep It In Your Pants.