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When You've Come Face-to-face With The Dark Side Of The School Yard, Life Doesn't Hold Many Surprises.

The Miracle Of Modern Science. The Lep Pours Millions Into Your Department, Foaly, And All You Can Do Is Send Mud Boys To The Toilet.

'insanity... I Like It."

The Theory Of Evolution Has More Holes In It Than A Dam Made Out Of Swiss Cheese.

I Often Meet Frustrated Young Writers Who Say They've Only Got So Far And Just Can't Finish A Book. Even If You Don't Happen To Use What You've Worked On That Day, It Has Taught You Something And You'll Be Amazed When You Might Come Back To It And Use It Again.