Oh, If I Had Only Known Then

The Boats Came, And They Were Only Taking A Few People At A Time, So What Happened Was They Took A Boat And Said, 'we Can Have Two More Children', So The Boys Went.

Oh, If I Had Only Known Then What I Know Now, I Would Have Stopped It Last Year When I Was Still Young.

When Life Hands You Lemons - Squat! Squats Make Everything Better. And If Squats Don't, Bacon Will

Intruder On Level One. All Aliens, Please Proceed To Level One.

Remember Even Though The Outside World Might Be Raining, If You Keep On Smiling The Sun Will Soon Show Its Face And Smile Back At You.