Oh I Love Children, But I Could

I Was Kosher Until I Had My Bar Mitzvah, And I Parlayed Officially Becoming A Man Into Telling My Father I Wanted To Eat Cheeseburgers.

I Had A Very Funny Family.

Some People Just Can't Handle That They Will Never Be A Better Actor Than Me

I'm Not Actually An Arrogant Guy. It's Just That, Truthfully, Nobody Else Can Really Compare To Me.

I Really Do Take More Vacations Than The President. You Can Quote Me On That.