Oh, I Get It," I Said. "it's

Whistler,' Manet Called. 'how's Your Mother?

Confucius Is Like The Torah, Rules To Follow. And Lao-tzu Is Even More Conservative, Saying That If You Do Nothing You Won't Break Any Rules. You Have To Let Tradition Fall Sometime, You Have To Take Action, You Have To Eat Bacon.

Then Someone Started Pounding On The Door. And Not A Little "hey, What's Up?" Pound. Like There Was A Big Sale On Door Pounds Down At The Pound Outlet. Buy One, Get One Free At Pounds-n-stuff. --being The Journal Of Abby Normal

Only Cops And Vampires Have To Have An Invitation To Enter.

Inside, I Was Like: "ha, Suck My Spiky Rubber Strap-on, Vampyre Hunter!