Oh, I Get It," I Said. "it's

I Think I'm What They Call A Never-was.

Even A Mentally Challenged Shark Would Figure Out That Sea Turtles Did Not Wear Boxer Shorts Printed In Flying Piggies, And No Sea Turtle Would Be Yattering Streams Of Obscenities Between Chain-smoker Gasps Of Breath.

The Prospect Of Change Is A Many-fanged Beast, My Dear.

You Were Supposed To Empathize With Your Friend's Problem, But They Were, After All, Your Friend's Problems.

As Much As I Encourage Communication With My Readers, I Don't Want Reviews From Them, Simply Because I Don't Need To Be Hamstrung In The Middle Of Working On Something.