Oh, For God's Sake... Get A Life,

I've Never Been Without A Dog. I've Made Trips Across The Country With A Dog. I've Been In That Angst Of Loneliness, Where You're Really Alone In The Universe, Except For The Dog.

Yeah, I Do Stand-up, My Own Type Of Stand-up.

If We Can Clean Up Our World, I'll Bet You We Can Achieve Warp Drive.

Every Piece Of Entertainment Is Made With The Idea That 'this Is Going To Be Terrific' And 'this Is The Best Thing I've Ever Done' And Then It Hits The Public And Then The Public Tells You Whether It's Good Or Bad.

If You Make A Fool Of Yourself, You Can Do It With Dignity, Without Taking Your Pants Down. And If You Do Take Your Pants Down, You Can Still Do It With Dignity.