Oh, For God's Sake... Get A Life,

How Do I Stay So Healthy And Boyishly Handsome? It's Simple. I Drink The Blood Of Young Runaways.

Marriage Is A Reflection Of Your Life In General: How You Treat People, How You Argue, How Secure You Are In Your Own Thoughts. How Vehemently Do You Argue Your Point Of View? With What Disdain Do You View The Other's Point Of View?

Divorce Is Simply Modern Society's Version Of Medieval Torture. Except It Lasts Longer And Leaves Deeper Scars. A Divorce Releases The Most Primitive Emotions; The Ugliest, Raw Feelings. Emotionally Wounded People Do Their Best To Inflict Pain Upon The Other Party, But Rather Than Using Claws They Use Divorce Lawyers.

Ads Need To Be Little Pieces Of Entertainment.

Christmas Is Fun Anyway. It's A Myth Organized Over The Years And Gained Different Mythological Qualities As The Years Go By.