Oh, Eeyore, You Are Wet!” Said Piglet,

A Pekingeese Is Not A Pet Dog; He Is An Undersized Lion.

To The Uneducated, An A Is Just Three Sticks.

I Don't See Much Sense In That," Said Rabbit. "no," Said Pooh Humbly, "there Isn't. But There Was Going To Be When I Began It. It's Just That Something Happened To It Along The Way.

Almost Anyone Can Be An Author; The Business Is To Collect Money And Fame From This State Of Being.

When We Asked Pooh What The Opposite Of An Introduction Was, He Said "the What Of A What?" Which Didn't Help Us As Much As We Had Hoped, But Luckily Owl Kept His Head And Told Us That The Opposite Of An Introduction, My Dear Pooh, Was A Contradiction; And, As He Is Very Good At Long Words, I Am Sure That That's What It Is.