Oh! Blame Not The Bard.

Take Something From Yourself, To Give To Another, That Is Humane And Gentle And Never Takes Away As Much Comfort As It Brings Again.

Kindness And Good Nature Unite Men More Effectually And With Greater Strength Than Any Agreements Whatsoever, Since Thereby The Engagements Of Men's Hearts Become Stronger Than The Bond And Obligation Of Words.

Rose! Thou Art The Sweetest Flower That Ever Drank The Amber Shower: Even The Gods, Who Walk The Sky, Are Amourous Of Thy Scented Sigh.

Getting Married Is Like Putting One's Hand In A Bag Containing 99 Serpents And One Eel.

The Utopians Feel That Slaughtering Our Fellow Creatures Gradually Destroys The Sense Of Compassion, Which Is The Finest Sentiment Of Which Our Human Nature Is Capable.