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Comedy Is A Very, Very, Very Stringent Business.

Fog And Smog Should Not Be Confused And Are Easily Separated By Color. Fog Is About The Color Of The Insides Of An Old Split Wet Summer Cottage Mattress; Smog Is The Color And Consistency Of A Wet Potato Chip Soaked In A Motorman’s Glove.

An Animator Is An Actor With A Pencil.

I'm Still Astonished That Somebody Would Offer Me A Job And Pay Me To Do What I Wanted To Do.

The Only Time A Wife Listens To Her Husband Is When He’s Asleep.