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Mister Cameron - I Have Read The Unexpurgated Ovid, The Love Poems Of Sappho, The Decameron In The Original, And A Great Many Texts In Greek And Latin Histories That Were Not Though Fit For Proper Gentlemen To Read, Much Less Proper Ladies. I Know In Precise Detail What Caligula Did To, And With, His Sisters, And I Can Quote It To You In Latin Or In My Own Translation If You Wish. I Am Interested In Historical Truth, And Truth In History Is Often Unpleasant And Distasteful To Those Of Fine Sensibility. I Frankly Doubt That You Will Produce Anything To Shock Me.

Certainly No One Has Ever Died Of An Unrequited Passion—it's Usually The Ones That Are Requited That Get People In Trouble.

Truth And Trust Are The Means By Which Civilization Holds Off Barbarism.

It Makes Sense For People Who Are Good At Fighting To Go Out And Do It-because If They're Good At It, That Means The Fewest Number Of Other People Die.

Witch' Is Just A Religion, Okay? No Baby-sacrificing, No Black Masses, No Sending Imps Out To Scare The Dog-snot Out Of Kids, Trying To Make Them Think They're Crazy. We Don't Do Things Like That. Our Number-one Law Is 'have Fun In This Lifetime, But Don't Hurt Anybody.' Nice Little Paraphrase Of "an It Harm None, Do As Ye Will" If I Do Say So Myself.