Of All The Damnable Waste Of Human

It Is One Of The Mysterious Ways Of Allah To Make Women Troublesome When He Makes Them Beautiful.

I Have Very Carefully Studied Islam And The Life Of Its Prophet (pbuh). I Have Done So Both As A Student Of History And As A Critic. And I Have Come To Conclusion That Muhammad (pbuh) Was Indeed A Great Man And A Deliverer And Benefactor Of Mankind Which Was Till Then Writhing Under The Most Agonising Pain.

It Is A Noteworthy Fact That Kicking And Beating Have Played So Considerable A Part In The Habits Which Necessity Has Imposed On Mankind In Past Ages That The Only Way Of Preventing Civilized Men From Beating And Kicking Their Wives Is To Organize Games In Which They Can Kick And Beat Balls.

You Have To Choose Between Trusting To The Natural Stability Of Gold And The Natural Stability Of The Honesty And Intelligence Of The Members Of The Government. And, With Due Respect To These Gentlemen, I Advise You, As Long As The Capitalist System Lasts, To Vote For Gold.

The Trouble With Her Is That She Lacks The Power Of Conversation But Not The Power Of Speech.