Of All Human Foibles Love Of Living

I Maintain, In Truth, That With A Smile We Should Instruct Our Youth, Be Very Gentle When We Have To Blame, And Not Put Them In Fear Of Virtue's Name.

What! Would You Make No Distinction Between Hypocrisy And Devotion? Would You Give Them The Same Names, And Respect The Mask As You Do The Face? Would You Equate Artifice And Sincerity? Confound Appearance With Truth? Regard The Phantom As The Very Person? Value Counterfeit As Cash?

I Recover My Property Wherever I Find It.

Every Good Act Is Charity. A Man's True Wealth Hereafter Is The Good That He Does In This World To His Fellows.

Frankly, It's Good Enough To Lock Up In A Drawer.