Obviously I've Taken Drugs.

God Gave Me A Great Body And It's My Duty To Take Care Of My Physical Temple.

I'm Not A Movie Star. I'm A Brand Name. Van Damme Is Like Levi's. I Go On Vacation, And Everywhere I Go, People Love Me For My Name, Not For My Movies.

I Really Am A Guy Who Can Be Black And White. I Don't Understand, Too Much, The Gray. And Truly I Can Go From One Type Of Character To Another Type Of Character.

Take Your Big Stick, And Your Boyfriend, And Go Find A Bus To Catch.

I Now Truly Believe It Is Impossible For Me To Make A Bad Movie.