Obviously I've Taken Drugs.

I'm Fast, Why? Because I Eat Vegetables.

I'm Not A Movie Star. I'm A Brand Name. Van Damme Is Like Levi's. I Go On Vacation, And Everywhere I Go, People Love Me For My Name, Not For My Movies.

My Body Looks Like 30 But My Face Looks Like 50. But I Cannot Walk Bare-chested In The Streets. I Like To Do These Movies To Challenge Myself Physically.

I'm A Big Traveler These Days. I Was In Hong Kong. I Live There. I Was Just In Belgium With My Parents And Now I'm On My Way To North America. You Will Find Me All Over.

If You Phone A Psychic And She Doesn't Answer The Phone Before It Rings, Hang Up.