O, We All Acknowledge Our Faults, Now;

To Nobody, Then, Will I Write My Journal! Since To Nobody Can I Be Wholly Unreserved, To Nobody Can I Reveal Every Thought, Every Wish Of My Heart, With The Most Unlimited Confidence, The Most Unremitting Sincerity, To The End Of My Life!

You Must Not Sneeze. If You Have A Vehement Cold You Must Take No Notice Of It; If Your Nose Membranes Feel A Great Irritation You Must Hold Your Breath; If A Sneeze Still Insists Upon Making Its Way You Must Oppose It Keeping Your Teeth Grinding Together; If The Violence Of The Pulse Breaks Some Blood-vessel You Must Break The Blood-vessel -- But Not Sneeze.

Never Shall I Recollect The Occasion He Gave Me Of Displeasure, Without Feeling It Renewed.

To A Heart Formed For Friendship And Affection The Charms Of Solitude Are Very Short-lived.

While We All Desire To Live Long, We Have All A Horror Of Being Old!