O It's Tommy This, And Tommy That,

This Is A Brief Life, But In Its Brevity It Offers Us Some Splendid Moments, Some Meaningful Adventures.

One Learns More From A Good Scholar In A Rage Than From A Score Of Lucid And Laborious Drudges.

She Is Intensely Human, And Lives To Look Upon Life.

Let It Be Clearly Understood That The Russian Is A Delightful Person Till He Tucks In His Shirt. As An Oriental He Is Charming. It Is Only When He Insists On Being Treated As The Most Easterly Of Western Peoples Instead Of The Most Westerly Of Easterns That He Becomes A Racial Anomaly Extremely Difficult To Handle.

Yes, Making Mock O' Uniforms That Guard You While You Sleep