O All Who Give And Receive Gifts,

When A Man Begins To Be Hilarious In A Sorrowful Way You Can Bet A Million That He Is Dyeing His Hair.

Hospitality In The Prairie Country Is Not Limited. Even If Your Enemy Passes Your Way, You Must Feed Him Before You Shoot Him.

Take Of London Fog 30 Parts; Malaria 10 Parts, Gas Leaks 20 Parts, Dewdrops Gathered In A Brickyard At Sunrise 25 Parts; Odor Of Honeysuckle 15 Parts. Mix. The Mixture Will Give You An Approximate Conception Of A Nashville Drizzle.

We Can't Buy One Minute Of Time With Cash; If We Could, Rich People Would Live Longer.

Fortune Is A Prize To Be Won. Adventure Is The Road To It. Chance Is What May Lurk In The Shadows At The Roadside.