Nuts Don’t Come In Bunches. Only Grapes

There's Something About Marriage That Is Not As Intensely Romantic Or Interesting As A Couple's First Meeting.

Just Go Outside And Look At Something And Write It Down And You'll Find It Is A Very Nice Piece Of Writing.

Most People Who Are Trying To Write Kind Of Sit In Their Basements And Pull It Out Of Their Imaginations.

I'm So Horny The Crack Of Dawn Isn't Safe.

Well, I Am Becoming Doddering And Old But I Have - I'm Writing Two Books A Year Now. It's Like 220,000 Words Or Something Like Finished, And, Honest To God, I Can't Do That. I Really Do Need The Help Of, You Know, Other People Working With Me.