Nowadays, They Have More Trouble Packing Hair

Trying To Sneak A Fastball By Ted Williams Was Like Trying To Sneak A Sunbeam By A Rooster In The Morning.

Nowadays, They Have More Trouble Packing Hair Dryers Than Baseball Equipment.

Yankee Stadium, It's Like Everything Else In This Country. In Europe, They Save All Their Old Buildings For History. Here, We Just Tear Them All Down.

I'm No Hero. Heroes Don't Come Back. Survivors Return Home. Heroes Never Come Home. If Anyone Thinks I'm A Hero, I'm Not.

When I Pick Up The Ball And It Feels Nice And Light And Small I Know I'm Going To Have A Good Day. But If I Picked It Up And It's Big And Heavy, I Know I'm Liable To Get Into A Little Trouble.