Self-esteem, N. An Erroneous Appraisal.

It Is Evident That Skepticism, While It Makes No Actual Change In Man, Always Makes Him Feel Better.

The Sum Of Religion, Says Pythagoras, Is To Be Like Him Thou Worshipest. Had Pythagoras Lived In Our Day He Would Have Seen His Mistake. The Sum Of Modern Religion Is To Make Him Thou Worshipest Like Unto Thyself.

Exhort, V.t. In Religious Affairs, To Put The Conscience Of Another Upon The Spit And Roast It To A Nut-brown Discomfort.

Bigamy, N. A Mistake In Taste For Which The Wisdom Of The Future Will Adjudge A Punishment Called Trigamy.

Vanity, N. The Tribute Of A Fool To The Worth Of The Nearest Ass.