Now He's Miserable And Depressed.

Television Is An Invention That Permits You To Be Entertained In Your Living Room By People You Wouldn't Have In Your Home.

The Creed Of The Inland Revenue Is Simple: "if We Can Bring One Little Smile To One Little Face Today, Then Somebody's Slipped Up Somewhere."

Now He's Miserable And Depressed.

A Broad Definition Of Crime In England Is That It Is Any Lower-class Activity That Is Displeasing To The Upper Class.

Having One Child Makes You A Parent; Having Two You Are A Referee.