Now, Don't Be Angry After You've Been

When Earth's Last Picture Is Painted And The Tubes Are Twisted And Dried, When The Oldest Colours Have Faded, And The Youngest Critic Has Died, We Shall Rest, And, Faith, We Shall Need It Lie Down For An Aeon Or Two, Till The Master Of All Good Workmen Shall Put Us To Work Anew!

Our Loves Are Not Given, But Only Lent, At Compound Interest Of Cent Per Cent.

For The Female Of The Species Is More Deadly Than The Male. A Woman's Guess Is Much More Accurate Than A Man's Certainty. Take My Word For It, The Silliest Woman Can Manage A Clever Man; But It Takes A Very Clever Woman To Manage A Fool. I Never Made A Mistake In My Life; At Least, Never One That I Couldn't Explain Away Afterwards

Savings Represent Much More Than Mere Money Value. They Are The Proof That The Saver Is Worth Something In Himself. Any Fool Can Waste; Any Fool Can Muddle; But It Takes Something More Of A Man To Save And The More He Saves The More Of A Man He Makes Of Himself. Waste And Extravagance Unsettle A Man's Mind For Every Crisis; Thrift, Which Means Some Form Of Self-restraint, Steadies It.

Ship Me Somewhere East Of Suez, Where The Best Is Like The Worst, Where There Aren't No Ten Commandments An' A Man Can Raisea Thirst.