Novel, N. A Short Story Padded.

Electricity Is The Power That Causes All Natural Phenomena Not Known To Be Caused By Something Else

Magic, N. An Art Of Converting Superstition Into Coin. There Are Other Arts Serving The Same High Purpose, But The Discreet Lexicographer Does Not Name Them.

Hypocrisy: Prejudice With A Halo.

Aphorism, N. Predigested Wisdom. The Flabby Wine-skin Of His Brain Yields To Some Pathologic Strain, And Voids From Its Unstored Abysm The Driblet Of An Aphorism. "the Mad Philosopher," 1697

Limb, N. The Branch Of A Tree Or The Leg Of An American Woman.