Nothing Uses Up Alcohol Faster Than Political

Paymasters Come In Only Two Sizes: One Sort Shows You Where The Book Says That You Can't Have What You've Got Coming To You; The Second Sort Digs Through The Book Until He Finds A Paragraph That Lets You Have What You Need Even If You Don't Rate It.

Talking With A Martian Is Like Talking With An Echo. You Don't Get Argument But You Don't Get Results.

You Can Go Wrong By Being Too Skeptical As Readily As By Being Too Trusting.

From My Point Of View, A Great Deal Of Openly Expressed Piety Is Insufferable Conceit.

Most Neuroses And Some Psychoses Can Be Traced To The Unnecessary And Unhealthy Habit Of Daily Wallowing In The Troubles And Sins Of Five Billion Strangers.