Nothing Really Ever Happens Like You Imagine

...but There's Always Suffering, Pudge. Homework Or Malaria Or Having A Boyfriend Who Lives Far Away When There's A Good-looking Boy Lying Next To You. Suffering Is Universal. It's The One Thing Buddhists, Christians, And Muslims Are All Worried About.

Nothing Has Ever Looked Like That Ever In All Of Human History.

They Like Their Coffee Like They Like Their Ex-boyfriends: Bitter.

You May Be Smart, But I've Been Smart Longer.

Some People Have Lives; Some People Have Music.