Nothing. My Father Is Very Good At

I Just Need To Rest, That’s All, To Rest And Sleep Some, And Maybe Die A Little.

Start With Short Stories. After All, If You Were Taking Up Rock Climbing, You Wouldn't Start With Mount Everest. So If You're Starting Fantasy, Don't Start With A Nine-book Series.

You'll Find Truth In Your Looking Glass, Not On The Tongues Of Men.

I Would Also Suggest That Any Aspiring Writer Begin With Short Stories. These Days, I Meet Far Too Many Young Writers Who Try To Start Off With A Novel Right Off, Or A Trilogy, Or Even A Nine-book Series. That's Like Starting In At Rock Climbing By Tackling Mt. Everest. Short Stories Help You Learn Your Craft.

The Gods Are Blind. And Men See Only What They Wish" - Tyrion Lannister