Nothing Is Taboo If You Have An

I Like Trying Jokes And Seeing The Response, And If I End Up Doing It In My Act, It Won't Be 140 Characters. Twitter Is Helpful That Way To Me. It's Like A Message In A Bottle. But A Lot Of Times I Think I Tweet The Stuff I Would Like To Say To Teenage Me.

People Can't Help What Topics Cut Them Deep. It All Depends On Who's Inferring - And What The Contexts Of Their Lives Are At The Time.

Dear America, When You Tell Gay Americans That They Can't Serve Their Country Openly Or Marry The Person That They Love, You're Telling That To Kids Too. So Don't Be F**king Shocked And Wonder Where All These Bullies Are Coming From That Are Torturing Young Kids And Driving Them To Kill Themselves Because They're Different; They Learned It From Watching You.

I Think When You're 25 You're Still Finding Yourself, And You Should Have The Freedom Of That.

Strippers Should Be Role-models For Little Girls. If Only For The Fact That They Wax Their Assholes.