Nothing Is More Vulgar Than A Careful

Heroics That Don't Come Off Are The Very Essence Of Burlesque.

He Was So Crooked, You Could Have Used His Spine For A Safety-pin.

All Conscious Thought Is A Process In Time; So That To Think Consciously About Time Is Like Trying To Use A Foot-rule To Measure Its Own Length.

No, No, There Must Be A Limit To The Baseness Even Of Publishers.

There's Truth As Far As You Knows It; And There's Truth As Far As You're Asked For It. But They Don't Represent The Whole Truth - Not Necessarily.