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Somewhere Around The Fifth Or Seventh Grade I Figured Out That I Could Ingratiate Myself To People By Making Them Laugh. Essentially, I Was Just Trying To Make Them Like Me. But After A While It Became Part Of My Identity.

Every Kid Has Something They're Good At, That You Hope They Find And Gravitate Toward.

And I Can See Russia From My House.

Don’t Waste Your Energy Trying To Educate Or Change Opinions; Go Over, Under, Through, And Opinions Will Change Organically When You’re The Boss. Or They Won’t. Who Cares? Do Your Thing, And Don’t Care If They Like It.

I Want To Spend Time With Oprah And I Don't Know What I Need To Do To Make That Happen.